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There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the kitchen. The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can't do it anywhere except the bedroom.63%(73). Live on the fun side of marriage with our wife jokes and funny husband jokes. Marriage can be tough. But for better or for worse, these marriage jokes and wedding puns will have you doubling over.
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