Like these funny limericks, these 25 clever jokes make you sound smart. Runner Named Dwight. iStock/jaminwell. There once was a runner named Dwight / Who could speed even faster than light. / Author: Brandon Specktor. The best 75 funny limerick poems put together in a easy to read format! Containing examples of some famous, classic and funniest limericks. A fellow jumped off a high wall, And had a most terrible fall. He went back to bed, With a bump on his head, That's why you don't jump off a wall. Limericks I cannot compose, With noxious smells in my nose. But this one was easy, I only felt queasy.
Some old-fashion, good, clean fun limericks. Definition: Nonsensical verse of five lines. Lines 1,2, and 5 rhyme. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme. The style is termed as "aabba" or referred to as being anapestic which means 2 short syllables followed by a long one. Limericks contain puns or wordplay. Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we can't show on the main page. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. But that is why we like um!
May 12, 2016 · Man dancing with a cat and pouring tea into a hat from Edward Lear’s More Nonsense book in 1871 (Picture: Getty Images) It is National Limerick Day 2016 – Author: Amy Willis. The Best Limericks of All Time A Brief History of the Limerick, with Definitions and Examples Who wrote the best limericks in the English language? Which limericks are the raciest, the raunchiest, the weirdest, the zaniest, the coolest, the most heretical and irreverent?